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Cam Newton Finds Comedy in Female Reporter’s Question

Pro Football Talk – “Cam, I know you take a lot of pride in seeing your receivers play well,” Rodrigue said. “Devin Funchess has seemed to really embrace the physicality of his routes and getting those extra yards. Does that give you a little bit of enjoyment to see him kind of truck sticking people out there?”

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So How Long Before Belichick Fires Gisele Bundchen?

“Listen, Gisele, you’ve been a valued member of the Patriots. You’ve conditioned Tom to believe that eggplants are junk food and you’ve postured him to play in the NFL until he is eligible for social security. However, you’ve made some decisions that we as an organization do not agree with, and we’re gonna have to let you go.”

-Bill Belichick firing Gisele Bundchen as Tom Brady’s wife

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Filling the Football-less Void… With Gambling


    There are a few times a year when I have an existential crisis. When the shamrock shake goes away, when school lets out for summer and I’m still working, and during the NFL draft when I realize I’m way older and way poorer than these kids. The worst of all though; the one that rattles me to my core is the first Sunday without football. As far as I’m concerned, the season is over after conference championships because the Super Bowl is too much of a production.

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Did Peyton Manning really use P.E.D’s? CSB’s Bologna investigates.

Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning is strongly denying claims made by an Al-Jazerra documentary that the future hall-of-famer was supplied human growth hormone by an Indiana doctor. These shocking claims rocked the sports world Sunday and if true it can tarnish the legacy of one of the NFL’s best and most popular players. These claims should not be taken lightly. Therefore I Bologna have taken it upon myself to get to the bottom of it all. Continue reading

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